Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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