I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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