Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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