You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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