You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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