I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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