Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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