Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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