There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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