rhymes with "ouble enetration"
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
