That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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