U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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