Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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