well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
babies were throwing up all over the place
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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