how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Randomize
