how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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