i just google imaged poop.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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