Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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