also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Randomize
