3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
