How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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