I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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