no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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