i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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