No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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