its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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