Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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