what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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