There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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