Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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