What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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