porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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