My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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