he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Pants are for mortals
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