So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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