next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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