There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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