We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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