Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
