He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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