What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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