I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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