Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
