If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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