I don't think brook has ever known best
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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