It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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