after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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