i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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