u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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