i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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